Entries from March 2009

March 29, 2009

Why Do Young People Stay in Jobs They Hate?

Last September, I started this blog with a post about why young people hated their jobs.  I argued that most of our job hating resulted from at least one of the following reasons:

The College Hangover: missing the good ol’ days of school
Bottom of the Totem Pole: you’re not really a big deal anymore
Lofty Expectations: ambition can sometimes lead to [...]

March 26, 2009

Semi-Serious Ideas for the Betterment of Society

1. LICENSE TO BREED: You need a license to drive, to carry a gun, and to practice medicine, so why don’t you need a license to have a child? Drivers’ licenses encourage safety on the road, gun permits allow us to keep track of our WMD, and medical licenses keep witch doctors away from [...]

March 25, 2009

Semi-Serious Ideas in Entertainment

1. MTV FOR OLD PEOPLE: With a rapidly aging population and a surplus of baby boomers who still want to stay hip, I propose the creation of a new TV network for the older demographic. Like its teenage counterpart MTV, FOP (“For Old People”) could feature variations on popular shows. There could be FOP versions [...]

March 24, 2009

Semi-Serious Ideas for your Personal Life

1. GET AN OBSCURE HOBBY: Do you ever feel that you’ve become a boring, mundane person? Do you get riled up about bad grammar? Do you get excited about the potential of alien takeovers? If any of these apply to you, then maybe you should think about getting an obscure hobby. [...]

March 22, 2009

Semi-Serious Ideas For the Workplace

1. BRING BACK HIGH SCHOOL SUPERLATIVES: In high school, we used superlatives to recognize those who were popular (“Best Looking”), and those who were not (“Most Likely to Succeed”). So, why not introduce a version of high school superlatives to the workplace? We can use the power of the populist vote to shame slackers [...]

March 17, 2009

Why Red Sox Nation Loves A-Rod

They say that when you grow up in Boston, it’s in your blood. It seeps into your mind, your heart, and your soul. There is no denying it, and there is no cure. In life, you may change jobs, political affiliations, or even genders, but you will always, always be a Boston Red Sox fan.
The [...]

March 15, 2009

What I Learned at Harvard

Two years ago, during my senior year in college, a relative asked me: “So, now that you’re almost graduating, what’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned from Harvard?”
It seemed like an innocuous question, but I knew that there was an already-implied $150,000 answer, thanks to Good Will Hunting (“You wasted $150,000 on an education you [...]

March 11, 2009

This is (Not) Art

Earth Room (1977) // Walter De Maria // 250 cubic yards of dirt, 3600 square feet, in Soho

This is Art: There is a real visceral aspect of this piece that rebels against traditional autonomous works. Here, the art is contingent on its surroundings: the architectural space determines its contours, and the horizon extends the physical [...]

March 10, 2009

“Snooty” Rhymes With “Booty” For a Reason

Maybe it’s a character flaw, but I like snootiness. I like all types of snooty, from grunge snooty to Upper East Side snooty. I like it when starving artists flock together in their rebellion and harangue the world of conformists and sellouts. I like it when well-heeled suits and their pearl-wearing mistresses [...]

March 4, 2009

Bailouts By The Numbers

Got Money?  / You Know It / Take it out your pocket and show it then throw it / This a way / That a way/ This a way / That a way…
$700 billion: TARP (also known as “stocking stuffer” on Wall Street)
$787 billion: Obama’s new stimulus package
$18-$50+ billion (and rising): Auto industry
$75 billion: Mortgage bailout for [...]