Monthly Archives: September 2009

The Best of South Carolina

On Wednesday, South Carolina representative Joe Wilson’s “You lie!” outburst was officially filed under the annals of Career-Killing Political Mistakes (which also houses Howard Dean’s scream, John Edwards’ mistress, and Larry Craig’s sex-soliciting loafers).  Wilson’s Democratic challenger in the upcoming 2010 election, … Continue reading

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Booty Calls for Reform

For over a year, I have been receiving emails from BarackObama.com.  I’ve received all types of messages, from ones imploring me to vote, defending TARP, and refuting “scare tactics”… to other messages peddling Obama holiday mugs. On Monday, I received … Continue reading

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The Six Degrees of Barack Obama Brainwashing America’s Children

As Labor Day Weekend has passed, it’s officially the end of summer.  College football season has begun, Congress will be back in session soon, and I have retired all my white clothes.  So now it’s back to politics as usual.  … Continue reading

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It’s a Tough Choice Between Cankles and Friends

Yesterday, my friend Andrew sent me this article, “The Social Side of Obesity”, with a note: “We can’t be friends.” The article, which claims “you are who you eat with,” cites research that followed 12,000 adults for 32 years.  Those with a friend who became obese … Continue reading

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They Won’t Stop ‘Til They Get Enough

Yesterday, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar announced on the Today Show that they will be expecting their 19th child.  Nineteen.  TLC, which airs the Duggars’ reality series, can’t keep up.  The series was titled “17 Kids and Counting” just last … Continue reading

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