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Bring Her Back
The big news in the entertainment world this week has been all about American Idol — who will be the judges for next season? Simon’s out, Ellen’s out, J.Lo’s out, but Steven Tyler is (reportedly) in the mix. Yawn. Well, … Continue reading
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The Six Degrees of Barack Obama Brainwashing America’s Children
As Labor Day Weekend has passed, it’s officially the end of summer. College football season has begun, Congress will be back in session soon, and I have retired all my white clothes. So now it’s back to politics as usual. … Continue reading
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In Memoriam: Paula Abdul, A True American Idol
Today, we bid a final farewell to Paula Abdul, 47: beloved American Idol judge, compassionate music producer, and shining example of what drugs can really do to a person. Abdul has been with American Idol since its auspicious start in … Continue reading
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Semi-Serious Ideas in Entertainment
1. MTV FOR OLD PEOPLE: With a rapidly aging population and a surplus of baby boomers who still want to stay hip, I propose the creation of a new TV network for the older demographic. Like its teenage counterpart MTV, … Continue reading
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Best All-Around: Damages (10 pm, Wednesdays, FX)
Now that awards season is upon us, it’s time to reflect on the past fall’s TV lineup and welcome the spring slate of shows (new and returning) that will ease our winter hibernation. While American Idol will likely win its … Continue reading
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A Reality Show That Inspires a Bigger and Better Reality
Throughout the fall, I’ve developed a steady workout routine. Every Tuesday, I rush home to watch my favorite reality show, The Biggest Loser. From my spot on the couch, I watch while quasi-attractive fat people work their way to becoming … Continue reading
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Democratic Elections in the United States of Florida
Apparently democratic nations are entitled to a system of “one man, one vote.” Unfortunately, that doesn’t apply to the United States, or else Al Gore would have become President in 2000, and either we’d a) all be driving hybrid cards … Continue reading
